Saturday, June 16, 2012
Spiderman is a pussy
Spiderman...well Peter Parker is a massive pussy.
reason 1: He'd rather have his aunt may (who is like 110 years old or something at this point) survive a gunshot attack than his hot red haired super model wife. Yeah cause fuck her right?
reason 2: he never EVER finishes a fight. All his old enemies are running around still causing havok and property damage.
reason 3: he never learned how to fight properly in hand to hand combat relying mainly on his powers to serve him over technique.
reason 4: he's a giant emotional bag of fail
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