Saturday, June 16, 2012

Spiderman is a pussy

Spiderman...well Peter Parker is a massive pussy. reason 1: He'd rather have his aunt may (who is like 110 years old or something at this point) survive a gunshot attack than his hot red haired super model wife. Yeah cause fuck her right? reason 2: he never EVER finishes a fight. All his old enemies are running around still causing havok and property damage. reason 3: he never learned how to fight properly in hand to hand combat relying mainly on his powers to serve him over technique. reason 4: he's a giant emotional bag of fail