Saturday, February 02, 2013

MASS STABBING BAN ALL KNIVES

HERE



  • Clearly easy access to knives is to blame, and knives over a certain length (capable of piercing the skin) should be banned.  
  • Knife makers need to be more responsible and not design these "assault" knives.  
  • The government also needs to register all knife owners and all knives need to be registered in a national database. 
  • Also you need a license to own a knife capable of cutting flesh.  All schools and government building will now be knife free zones (yes even the plastic ones....they can be sharpened on table edges and made into shivs)
  • Ahh hell ban all pointy things.  
Reasonable people agree that this is the answer to the problem.